June, 2009

If you have $500 bucks to spend and live near any body of water (lake, beach, friggin swimming pool, whatever), then you are in need of one of the most kickass recreational watercraft available.  Found at Uncrate:

“Built on a powder-coated steel tube frame, the watercraft sports two inflatable 9-ft pontoons, a 400-lb capacity, and around 20 pockets for gear. The packable boat also boasts a 3-position seat, 7-ft aluminum oars, 2 insulated drink holders, adjustable foot rests, rear storage basket, anchor system, and a 6-position rod holder.”

That’s a whole lotta badassery for one paragraph.  The only things it appears to be missing is a flat surface for a three-way and a mount for a .50 cal. Get one at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

From Comedy Central’s latest attempt at trying to find the next Chappelle’s Show, Tosh.0.

This was literally almost every news network’s coverage of MJ’s death yesterday.  I watched some of the specials last night though, and I’ve got to say it was probably the first time I’ve ever danced through a memorial video.

Via

Last week to donate to Operation Homefront, unless your selfish, then its just another week of you keeping your quarter to yourself – [GAS Project]

Don’t Worry, Abe Vigoda Is Still Alive – [Abe Vigoda]

A Whole Shit Ton Of Michael Jackson Links - [Next Round]

All The Michael Jackson Videos – [Michael Jackson Channel]

Top 10 Fascinating Facts About Sex – [Listverse]

50 Funny Street Signs – [Manofest]

Top 10 Movie Explosions Of All Time – [Wired]

6 Songs Used For Torture – [Mental Floss]

…because sadly, that’s all that we have left.

Not him. Some guy named Bubby Gram. Friggin weird, right?

Michael Jackson was such an event of a person that people all over the world strived to be him.  For your entertainment, I’ve comprised a list of the 5 better impersonators I could find on video in order to help you feel better about his passing.  Largely because even though he’s gone, you can find comfort in the fact that you’re not one of these people.  Enjoy.

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(1958-2009)

“He made Thriller…Thriller…” – Dave Chappelle

Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital today from what appears to be cardiac arrest, he never recovered.  TMZ broke the news:

We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Update: 3:28 PM PST The Los Angeles Times just confirmed it.

My condolences go out to the Jackson family.  All bullshit drama aside, he was by far one of the greatest entertainers of all time.

Rest in peace Michael.

Mike at his prime:

The Michael tribute from his 30th Anniversary special at MSQ

Another tribute video set to his song “Ben”

Found at The DW.

The first girl happily accepts, the second teaches him an early life lesson that girls can be total bitches sometimes.

Another helpful presentation from the guys over at Holy Taco.

How To Fart In Public –