June, 2009

The ALF one got me.

Can’t wear your Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt to work?  Boom.

5 Bucks…get one here.

Via

I think I’ve made my feelings on Twitter pretty clear in this blog.  If you’re gonna share mundane events in your day or whine about something, do it on a blog like a normal person.  The fact that this warning even exists can only mean that at one point, some asshole prevented a safe evacuation because they needed to share “I’m going down the stairs now. Fire! Lolz.” with their 14 followers.

Fair warning: If I’m trying to get out of a burning building and you’re on your phone being a stupid twit, I’m kicking your ass down the stairs.

I’m your huckleberry Bob. I shot my buddy in the head with a Nerf gun once and he didn’t even see that shit coming, so I’d say we’re about even here.

Are there cats involved?  If so, is there free Zyrtec?

Via NextRound.

The internet never ceases to amaze me with the ever rising levels of weird shit available on it. Some NSFW language.

P.S. Nice ponytail douchebag.

The Gas Project, For Those Of You That Aren’t Selfish Assholes, Thanks To Those That Have Donated So Far - [GAS Project] This Month’s Charity – [Operation Homefront]

A Gallery Of People Passed Out On The Toilet – [Holy Taco]

Pixar Sends Copy Of ’Up’ To Dying Little Girl, Finds Yet Another Way To Be Awesome - [Blog Of Hilarity]

Leighton Meester Sex Tape, Yes Please – [Gawker, Everywhere]

Best. Mugshot. Ever – [Buzzfeed]

6 Valuable (And Disgusting) Ways They’re Reusing Human Waste – [Cracked]

Mother Fights Off Cougar (the animal, not some lady from San Diego) With Her Bare Hands – [Telegraph]

The 200 Sexiest Female Athletes Of All Time – [Manofest]

Father’s Day Guide, Outdoor Edition – [The Bachelor Guy]

Living with roommates can be difficult, especially if they do something that just annoys the shit out of you. If you can’t take the direct approach and just call your roommate out hilariously in front of people, then print this bad boy out, mark the appropriate boxes, attach it to a brown bag of your feces, and nail it to their door.  I think they’ll get the point.

Alright…I’ve been seeing this video for the past couple of days and despite the entire internet thinking otherwise, I’m not totally convinced it’s funny.  However, since I’m totally susceptible to peer pressure, and naked ladies, I’ve decided to post it and let you decide for yourselves.