If you have $500 bucks to spend and live near any body of water (lake, beach, friggin swimming pool, whatever), then you are in need of one of the most kickass recreational watercraft available. Found at Uncrate:
“Built on a powder-coated steel tube frame, the watercraft sports two inflatable 9-ft pontoons, a 400-lb capacity, and around 20 pockets for gear. The packable boat also boasts a 3-position seat, 7-ft aluminum oars, 2 insulated drink holders, adjustable foot rests, rear storage basket, anchor system, and a 6-position rod holder.”
That’s a whole lotta badassery for one paragraph. The only things it appears to be missing is a flat surface for a three-way and a mount for a .50 cal. Get one at Dick’s Sporting Goods.