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Asylum is bringing a bunch of sites together to go all day August 4th without having Megan Fox’s hot ass being splayed all over every site on the planet.  I’m joining in the ban, mostly because I succumb really easily to peer pressure and wanting to be one of the group.  Also, I get the point of this and we do need to calm down with posting this female everywhere (oh look, Megan Fox looking hot again). My only complaint is that this wasn’t done a year ago, but for Heidi and Spencer, and forever. 

Additionally, Asylum is allowing you to put in your votes for who should replace her as the internet’s lady of choice and I’m going to have to go with Gibbs over at Yep Yep with the most obvious nomination of Emmanuelle Chriqui.  My reasons for this are threefold. First, because she’s so hot she makes my eyes drool.  Second, because she’s not a raging bitch like Megan Fox has turned out to be.  Third, Entourage has been absolutely terrible this season, and I STILL watch every Sunday just to see that little redheaded fuck bumble around and screw things up with her so I feel like I have a chance.

If I was Megan Fox, I’d take this opportunity to screw us all up and release a sex tape on that date so that we all have to post it and look like retards.  That’d show us!  Man would our faces be red…



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