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smghorse

I’m glad someone finally did this, because I’m too lazy… but I’ve been saying this for years.  It’s always bothered me that this show was so big, yet it had a gaping plot hole… which is, of course, the fact that anyone would even have sex with any of the ghoulish creatures that make up the leading roles (except the brunette).  Even with copious amount of alcohol flowing through my body, the mere site of any of these Resident Evil characters naked would leave my penis traumatized like a Vietnam vet.  No guy is going to put his junk in jeopardy because the woman wears yet another dress with a big ass flower on the shoulder.  The best acting in this show are the love interests of these women that actually have to feign enjoyment and fight repulsion during sex scenes.

Hilariously on-point comment below:



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