July, 2009

…chronicling the petri dish of super STD’s that are developing up there for the New England Journal Of Medicine.  Paris Hilton’s vagina has been photographed more than the moon, so I don’t think this guy’s just going for a simple upskirt picture. 

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Nothing says “besh freyunn” like a joint suicide… just a thought, ladies.

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There are few people in the entertainment industry that I get genuinely excited about seeing live, and this dude’s one of them.  Pot-smoking recluse Dave Chappelle brought reality to the Twitter and Facebook rumors and showed up at a makeshift stage in Portland this morning.  From Oregon Live:

Thousands of people packed the square late Tuesday night and into Wednesday morning, drawn by the ethereal promise of an appearance by the popular comedian. They stayed two hours despite a tiny sound system that made Chappelle nearly inaudible, creating one of the most remarkable spontaneous gatherings in Portland history.

Chappelle’s Portland visit was the hottest search trend on Google this morning and thousands turned to Twitter to chat about the remarkable event.

The rumor came through Twitter and text and Facebook, and it seemed too good to be true: the wildly popular comic appearing at midnight in the middle of Portland — for free?

A mostly 20-something, expectant crowd filled the square until it was crammed full. By midnight thousands stood shoulder to shoulder, forming a bigger crowd than the Greg Oden and playoff rallies the Trail Blazers have held in the square in recent years.

“It’s like Woodstock,” said Keith Kunis, a 25-year-old marketing student at Portland Community College. “Davestock 2009.”

I’m sure the quality of marijuana in Oregon had nothing to do with the location of this concert.  Nothing at all.

I guess he’s planning on doing a couple more of these…so stay tuned.

Some pretty shitty video after the jump:

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…mustache.

Aww yeah.  Again and again. 

Donate A Quarter To The GAS Project…Or Be A Selfish Asshole - [GAS Project]

Karma Is Not Nice – [Blog Of Hilarity]

5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaayyy Too Seriously – [Cracked]

5 Terribly Awesome Examples Of Porn Acting – [Holy Taco]

Klan In The Front, Let Your Feet Stomp: LIFE Goes Inside Today’s KKK – [Life]

The Bro Is Here To Support Your Giant Moobs - [Next Round]

What’s Beef?  Hip-Hop Inspired “Beef Posters” – [The Daily What]

When Should I Wear A Condom? – [Regretful Morning]

10 Crazy Ass Diets – [Listverse]

If you don’t get the reference, then thank your lucky stars and trust me when I say in this situation, ignorance truly is bliss.

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I’m not sure if it’s the abrupt Man In The Mirror remix or the entertainment value of putting people this retarded on the news, but something about this video just reeks of Emmy-worthiness…or crack smoke.

Who else seen Michael Jackson say Yeah!!

Posted for Endswell by Blackman aka Hombrenegro aka Your Wife”s Boyfriend

For those of you whose parents told you this is where babies came from…

When annoying, limp worlds collide.

Update: Currently unblocked again at work… keeping my fingers crossed.

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So I came into work to the horrific realization that I am now blocked from my own fucking site here now. I’m talking to a select few individuals now to try to get some help in posting throughout the day (and if anyone is interested in becoming a contributor, please let me know), but if that doesn’t really work out then you might have to expect massive updates at the end of my workday (around 6pm PST). I think I’m going to have to pick up one of those Verizon Netbooks after I get back from Vegas, but in the meantime I apologize for any craziness that occurs this week on the blog. Rest assured, this site will keep getting updated, the frequency throughout the day may be the only difference.

I’ll get this shit sorted out quickly…stick around. In the meantime, feel free to peruse the boundless volumes of distractions I’ve compiled in the archives…

This post is brought to you thanks to my sister, who’s broken more hearts (and more faces..she’s a brawler if fucked with) than I have.