July, 2009

Some say that coloring outside the lines is the child’s way of expressing their creative freedom.  If your kid’s coloring books look like this though, you’re in a horror movie and you should kill the kid immediately.

Full set after the jump:

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1. Chinese people are yellow

2. The Chinese kid wins in an academic competition

Because this dude needs to seriously get his dick kicked in.  Seriously, guy.   Get ahold of yourself.

Watch until the end.  Gold star.

The rough version of this was posted by a bunch of sites a couple of weeks back.  Now they look like retards that blew their load too early.  Finally, being lazy has paid off for this site.

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From|Via

We can all pretend she has a real name, but we all know that she’s going to be Kelly Kapowski forever.

5 Things Movie Trailers Need To Stop Doing – [Cracked]

Women That Drink Red Wine Are More Likely To Be “In The Mood” – [Asylum]

Homeless Guy Leaves Behind $4 Million – [Blog Of Hilarity]

25 Rare Star Wars Photos – [Manofest]

4 Bad Reactions To Getting Fired – [Illuminati]

Saved By The Bell Reunion In People, Lookin Good Ladies – [Buzzfeed]

Study: Women Are Getting Hotter, Men Still Ugly – [Times Online]

From those clever bastards over at Regretful Morning.

Asylum is bringing a bunch of sites together to go all day August 4th without having Megan Fox’s hot ass being splayed all over every site on the planet.  I’m joining in the ban, mostly because I succumb really easily to peer pressure and wanting to be one of the group.  Also, I get the point of this and we do need to calm down with posting this female everywhere (oh look, Megan Fox looking hot again). My only complaint is that this wasn’t done a year ago, but for Heidi and Spencer, and forever. 

Additionally, Asylum is allowing you to put in your votes for who should replace her as the internet’s lady of choice and I’m going to have to go with Gibbs over at Yep Yep with the most obvious nomination of Emmanuelle Chriqui.  My reasons for this are threefold. First, because she’s so hot she makes my eyes drool.  Second, because she’s not a raging bitch like Megan Fox has turned out to be.  Third, Entourage has been absolutely terrible this season, and I STILL watch every Sunday just to see that little redheaded fuck bumble around and screw things up with her so I feel like I have a chance.

If I was Megan Fox, I’d take this opportunity to screw us all up and release a sex tape on that date so that we all have to post it and look like retards.  That’d show us!  Man would our faces be red…