July, 2009

Get our troops out of Egypt! Haha what a bunch of retards.

That’s Iraq by the way, for those of you that actually watch Fox News that definitely haven’t gotten the joke yet.

Via

Those things sticking out of the front are the handles.  Haha man I love the internet some days.

Via

Limited Edition of 100
2 color screen print (gloss on matte)
18″ by 24″
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

From KENYONB:

Star Wars and Full Metal Jacket is like chocolate and peanut butter… Darth Vader and Private Joker’s helmet epitomize the duality of man, or “the Jungian thing, Sir.”

18″ by 24″?  I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. 

Buy one here | Via

Why he didn’t move the shoot or have someone kick this guy’s ass is beyond me.

I’m glad someone finally did this, because I’m too lazy… but I’ve been saying this for years.  It’s always bothered me that this show was so big, yet it had a gaping plot hole… which is, of course, the fact that anyone would even have sex with any of the ghoulish creatures that make up the leading roles (except the brunette).  Even with copious amount of alcohol flowing through my body, the mere site of any of these Resident Evil characters naked would leave my penis traumatized like a Vietnam vet.  No guy is going to put his junk in jeopardy because the woman wears yet another dress with a big ass flower on the shoulder.  The best acting in this show are the love interests of these women that actually have to feign enjoyment and fight repulsion during sex scenes.

Hilariously on-point comment below:

The last week to donate to this month’s GAS Project Charity – [GAS Project]

Cartoon via Murray The Nut. 

The Amount Of Porn You Watch Graph – [Next Round]

Inner Monologue of a Nerd Getting Kicked Out of Comic-Con – [Holy Taco]

The Russians Don’t Know What Special Effects Are, Eject Real Pilot At Mach 2 - [Geekologie]

The 10 Funniest DUI Videos – [Manofest]

7 Music Video Games That Need To Be Made Right Now - [I Heart Chaos]

Surprising Celebrity Enhancements – [Yep Yep]

Top 10 Common Historical Myths – [Listverse]

Although I can’t even describe how excited I am about the Slaughterhouse (with 2 h’s) August drop (August 11)…Crooked I must be more so, because he got it tattooed on his ar- oh wait…

damn…

Via

Magic Hugs

I was at the beach all weekend complaining about the tourists making parking impossible.  Meanwhile, the men and women of our armed forces were doing their best to avoid death while simultaneously trying to kill people they’ll never know.  Thanks for serving.