A design firm in Amsterdam were presumably sitting around baked off their asses and came up with one of the greatest advancements in paper since oragami. From Dvice:

“We’re looking for more realism in our serious time-wasting around here, sick and tired of tossing mere pieces of balled up paper into our garbage-can basketball goal. Here’s a pad of special paper that solves that problem so well it won a European Design Award.

On the front, it’s just a mild-mannered stack of lined notebook paper, but look on the other side. Take your pick: soccer ball, tennis ball, baseball, football, and more — wad up all your notes and put them to work in the sportiest of ways.”

Just be aware that even though your paper looks like a basketball, if you miss the easy 3 foot shot you’re still going to look like an uncoordinated twit.  My only suggestion would be to make rock versions so you could throw them at coworkers that are pissing you off during meetings without getting fired like my first job out of college.  Rocks are a great way to end arguments.