From Dvice:

“Learning a new language is hard. And if you’re just traveling to a foreign country for a short time, it’s just not practical. The new Trinvo talking translator is an iPod-like device that lets you translate your speech into 12 languages.

Its dictionary hold over 2,500 words and 750 common phrases in all 12 languages, making traveling in foreign lands much easier.”

I don’t think “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?” is included, so you might have to just look that one up on our own.  Happy hunting!