August, 2009

These candids from Bar Rafaeli’s SI photoshoot have been floating around the web, and we all have Twitter to thank for the ensuing stage 5 tropical bonerstorm.  I know I trash Twitter on here a lot, but I think this is the best response they could have possibly come up with.  You can expect my Twitter account shortly…

nah…too lazy.

Pics all ganked from Don Chavez.

Long overdue, but totally worth the wait.

I’m very proud to present the newest installment of the Cubicle Party mixtapes.  These mixtapes are comprised of all the Cubicle Party selections made throughout a 3-month period (this one is from April-June 2009).

This particular one was mixed by the incomparable Mikey Beats of the mighty Sleeping Giant Music crew that resides here in San Diego.  I’d also like to thank Conor over at Six Half Dozen for throwing together the cover art.  He literally threw this shit together last minute for me in about 10 minutes and it was exactly how I wanted it to look.

I enjoyed the shit out of this this morning and I hope you do too.  If not, go choke on something phallic.

Tracklist and Audio after the jump:

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Fuck Brinks.  My home security is well-placed bullets.

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For those of you that are over the whole “having a life” thing.

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If System Of A Down were a Vegas lounge act…

The Cubicle Party FY09Q2 Mixtape came in this morning and it’s fiyahh.  I’ll post it this afternoon for your listening pleasure.

6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Critics Every Time – [Cracked]

Tarantino’s Dildo Wall Of Shame – [Film Drunk]

Found Photos (Thanks Julie) – [Found Photos]

Minnie Mouse Got Groped By Old Guy…Didn’t Do Shit To Stay In Character (How did I miss this?) – [Blog Of Hilarity]

6 Ways To Use Video Game Skills In The Office – [Asylum]

The Mike Vick Wheel Of Fortune – [NextRound]

How To Get A Bartender’s Attention – [Holy Taco]

The Top 10 Sin Cities – [Ask Men]

The Most Epic Threads On The Internet – [Urlesque]

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Haha…I think Ginger got to 3rd base.

Even though they should probably be paying me for this shit, I had to post this due to it’s sheer awesomeness and the fact that I like you guys.  Jet Blue is letting you fly as much as you want, anywhere in the US, from September 8-October 8 for 600 bucks. 

Goes on sale next Friday (August 21). Details here.