Car Salesman Sells Doucher An Escalade With A “Flux Capacitor”
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This is just priceless…from the comments in Jalopnik:
I feel I have to post this.
I worked as a sales person for a store in the Woodbridge/Vaughn area of Ontario. This area is notorious for ignorant douchers. Think “my new haircut”/ I wish I was from Jersey.So close to the end of my car selling days before my career change I stopped caring and started having fun.
I end up with one of these douchers, on a test drive in a used Caddy Escalade.
So he is all “I know everything about cars” with me, and he is clearly a Prada sunglasses wearing knob. He kept referring to the Escalade as a “Sclade” and a “dirty whip”.When we talked about the wheels he called them “duce duces” as this particular Cadillac was on the factory 22″ rims.
Douche.
Out on the test drive I start on about how this truck isn’t too bad on gas because this particular truck has a…………wait for it………
Flux Capacitor.
He said “Oh Yeah? Sweet….. I read about that in a popular mechanics at the doctor’s office” I am sure during a herpes check.
I actually wrote Flux Capacitor on the deal sheet in the options list we would write out to build value in the deal.
I closed the deal, in turn….I have sold a flux capacitor.
I held descent gross, but the guy got a good truck, and even being a douche he was taken care of nicely.But the clown peni$ bought a flux capacitor.
Here is a scanned copy of the deal sheet. Enjoy. (circled in orange)
I hope when it hits 88 mph it just fucking explodes. Nice work Kona41.
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