August, 2009

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In an effort to quell the insane amount of financial difficulties of the state, Ahnuld and company are setting up a 2-day auction.  I really wish I was making this up. From ABC News:

As part of the “Great California Garage Sale,” the state of California is selling off hundreds of items the state doesn’t need anymore — computers, old desks, office supplies, used cars — and confiscated items, including jewelry, a racing bike, a surfboard, and an antique piano.

The main auction itself, featuring some 500 cars and a vast quantity of knickknacks and accessories of assorted value, will take place this Friday and Saturday in Sacramento.

But the state is getting the bidding — and the online buzz — rolling by listing some items early on Craig’s List and eBay.

This is just fucking embarrassing.  The rest of the country already thinks Californians are a bunch of hippies, and handling our financial problems just like a college doper would is sure to only help that stereotype.  If Arnold starts calling winning bidders with “bro, that lampshade’s worth at least 25″, I’m moving.

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It’s old…but I’m pumped about football season and this shit is hilarious.

Commercials bashing The King are one thing, but this shit is just getting ridiculous.

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Nothing like telling a creepy joke on the air for millions to see, and having it bomb…hilariously.

7 People That Will Definitely Be In Your English 101 Class – [Holy Taco]

The Manliest Restaurant In America – [Asylum]

The Daughter From Taken Runs Like A Tard/Steven Seagal – [Blog Of Hilarity]

The 5 Ballsiest Lies Passed Off As Journalism – [Cracked]

The 2009 NFC Cheerleader Directory – [NextRound]

People Of Walmart; Basically An Online Zoo Of Weird Humans – [People Of Walmart]

Quiz: What Are Your Chances Of Surviving An Intense Lovemaking Session With Big Foot – [The Oatmeal]

Anonymous Tweeting – [Tweet From Above] | [Tweet From Below]

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Suspects black until proven white.

It’s fixed, but you’re gonna go check it anyway…I’ll wait.

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