August, 2009

…a lifetime of very one-sided compromises for this guy has just begun, and his wife is bigger than the horse he’s sitting on.  Haha man this guy seriously sucks.

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Before anyone gets all worked up about political views…just sit back and enjoy the video for what it is.  If you’re comparing anything that any recent President has done (Bush included) to the attempted genocide of the Jewish people by a failed emo artist, you deserve to be ridiculed in a public forum.

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Get Some Good Karma Going And Give A Shit – [GAS Project]

The 5 Most Embarassing Failures In The History Of Terrorism – [Cracked]

25 Hot Chicks Flipping You Off, Welcome To My Friday Nights - [Holy Taco]

Dungeons And Dragons Leads To Real Life Violence – [Blog Of Hilarity]

The Office Kid Makes You Look Responsible At Work With None Of The Responsibility At Home – [Next Round]

27 Playboy Playmates That Twitter – [Coed Mag]

17 Year Old Girl Admits To 2-Year, 30-Man Knife Murder Spree – [Arbroath]

The Inflatable Skirt, Should You Need A Life Raft At A Dinner Party – [The Daily What]

MIT Will Characterize The Shit Out Of You – [Personas] [Via]

“My Girlfriend Sucks, And Not In The Way That Makes Her A Good Girlfriend” - [SucksBox] Thanks Julie.

Comedian Jon Friedman’s mediocre stand-up joke made pretty funny with video evidence.

Time to feel cheated that you spent a majority of your younger years staring at people just staring at each other…and go.

I’ve seen this flowchart going around this morning…and I thought to myself that it would be way better as the Dan Band Version (the wedding singer from Old School).  So I hastily edited it in MSPaint…and here you go.  Don’t say I’ve never done anything hastily and half assed for you. Click for full image.

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…but it’ll probably give you herpes. 

In case you’re wondering, The High Definite would be a dude in a shirt and tie grumbling at his desk…talking to your mom on gchat.

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Family Guy is off and running with their Emmy campaign, using 6 videos to poke fun at the other nominees.  This one goes in on The Office.

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Donate To This Month’s GAS Project Charity Or Die (Just Kidding, You Probably Won’t Die) – [GAS Project]

iGun Road Rage – [NextRound]

6 Animals That Can Get You High – [Cracked]

Quentin Tarantino’s Top 20 Favorite Movies Since 1992 - [Buzzfeed]

Inner Monologue of Tom DeLay at His First ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Lesson – [Holy Taco]

White Trash Wedding Photos Are Always Fun – [Uncoached]

British Columbia University Introduces Grade Lower Than F – [CTV British Columbia]

Favre Is Probably Signing With The Vikings Today – [With Leather]