There are few things that would lead me to a life (or random afternoon) of crime.  Acquiring $4,000 for this arcade/keg mashup of badassery would be one of them.  From Uncrate:

“This arcade game-styled machine features a fully functioning kegerator in its belly, with room for a 5 gallon keg kept cool by a solid-state thermoelectric cooling system. In addition, it sports a gaming-ready PC, pre-loaded with 104 games such as Asteroids, Mortal Kombat II, and 1942. Other features include a 24-inch LCD with protective overlay, an authentic backlit marquee, a 2.1 sound system with powered sub, two complete arcade controllers and a trackball mounted in a custom aluminum panel, a side-mounted tap with interchangeable handle, and more.”

If you didn’t just mess up your work clothes a little… I’m not sure we can be friends anymore.

Buy one here.