So these guys made away with about $80 million worth of jewels in London on August 6, making it the second highest robbery in London’s history. When I initially read about this, there was an accompanying picture of the robbers taken by the jewelry store’s security camera that clearly showed the suspects’ faces (shown above). My immediate thought was that these guys had big brass ones, but were fucking idiots for not wearing masks. My second thought was it’s just like British people to dress in bespoke suits to commit a crime. Anywho, turns out I was completely wrong about the masks…because they went a step further and convinced a 29-year old makeup artist to change all of their facial aesthetics using latex, skin coloring, and hair dye, which makes this a movie-quality, officially badass robbery.