As many of you know, I’m quite retarded.  I thought my one year doing this shit was September 18th, when I realized this morning that it was September 3rd.  Better late than never.  It’s been a pleasure (both figuratively and sexually) to attempt to entertain all of you.  I’ve decided to further embarrass myself by directing you to my first post.  The hardest post I’ve had to do on this site was the first one, as I’m sure is the case for many bloggers.  You’re trying your absolute best to not sound like a total douchebag, while trying to make a case for why people should actually give a shit about your site.  So…here’s the first post, may it be as awkward for you to read as it was for me to write.

Thanks to all of you that have been reading, and especially those of you that have supported this site from the beginning.

I’ll do a proper birthday post this Sunday when I get back from the DC area.

Uncomfortably long hug with my hand slightly touching your ass (You’re thinking, is he touching my ass on purpose? The answer is yes, yes I am.),