The combination of knowing that we’re all going to die someday anyway, and the fact that bacon is always welcome (fucking…always.) has led to the creation of one of the most glorious ways to die slowly. The Bacon Of The Month Club 6-month membership includes:
– A different artisan bacon delivered to your door each month for 6 months
– Informative notes on all bacon selections
– Discounts on The Grateful Palate bacon products and bacons
– Bacon of the Month Club Membership Card
– The bacon strip – our members only monthly bacon comic strip
– The Bacon of the Month Club Pig Ballpoint Pen
– A little Rubber Toy Pig
– One free Bacon Tee Shirt
– A recipe each month using the bacon selected
– Discounts on suggested wines and products in recipes
– And a pig nose!
It’s a nice idea…but I don’t need all this extra pig-related shit (as delicious as they are) while I’m eating the butchered meat of the same animal. Just gimme the bacon.