September, 2009

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I see your Bacon Is Good For Me video and raise you the internet.

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Kanye West’s body of music can no longer make up for his childish antics.  May you forever be ridiculed.

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I’m guest editing over at NextRound.net this week as well. So if you frequent that site and notice duplicate material, don’t worry, it’s just me being lazy.

Kanye West Doesn’t Care About White People Winning Moonmen – [Blog Of Hilarity]

Top 10 Famous Actors Originally Considered For Movie Roles – [Super Tremendous]

How A College Library Is Actually Used – [Sublime Blog]

Top 10 VMA Observations (For Those Of You That Watch Grown Up TV) – [Yep Yep]

5 Facts About Woodstock The Hippies Don’t Want You To Know - [Cracked]

Two severely dick moves this close together…this had to happen.  Well done.

Thanks to TC for the tip.

Every Friday.  Enjoy the weekend.

Congrats Mike.

The Top 23 Michael Jordan Moments

As many of you know, I’m quite retarded.  I thought my one year doing this shit was September 18th, when I realized this morning that it was September 3rd.  Better late than never.  It’s been a pleasure (both figuratively and sexually) to attempt to entertain all of you.  I’ve decided to further embarrass myself by directing you to my first post.  The hardest post I’ve had to do on this site was the first one, as I’m sure is the case for many bloggers.  You’re trying your absolute best to not sound like a total douchebag, while trying to make a case for why people should actually give a shit about your site.  So…here’s the first post, may it be as awkward for you to read as it was for me to write.

Thanks to all of you that have been reading, and especially those of you that have supported this site from the beginning.

I’ll do a proper birthday post this Sunday when I get back from the DC area.

Uncomfortably long hug with my hand slightly touching your ass (You’re thinking, is he touching my ass on purpose? The answer is yes, yes I am.),

Endswell

The 7 Most Annoying People On Your Company Softball Team – [Holy Taco]

The 12 Most Amazing After School Specials – [Buzzfeed]

Artist Does Google Street View Paintings – [DailyMail]

10 Celebrities Caught Peeing Their Pants – [Manofest]

The 5 Most Ridiculous Sex Self-Help Books – [Cracked]