September, 2009

The High Definite is on Facebook, join the fun. – [Facebook]

5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs (That Thrive On The Internet) – [Cracked]

20 Girls  You Should Probably Know, But Don’t – [Uncoached]

The Invisible Homeless Guy – [NextRound]

Embarrassing Moron Sues Bank Of America For 1,784 Billion, Trillion Dollars – [Reuters]

Jenny Slate Said “Fuck” On Her SNL Debut…Who Fucking Cares? – [The Daily What]

The 7 Funniest Moments In People’s Court History – [Super Tremendous]

Lost Vegas: The People That Live In The Drains Below Vegas – [The Sun]

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Tian Tian was shot in the back with an arrow (yes, a friggin arrow) playing in her family garden.  From Arbroath:

The two-year-old toddler was struck in the back when neighbour Lian Chen let fly with a longbow from a bedroom window trying to scare off a wildcat.

“She screamed and I looked over and saw an arrow sticking out of her back. I nearly fainted,” said her grandmother Yi Tsou of Nanyang, central China.

Medics removed the arrow but now have to wait to see if the iron arrowhead caused any damage to her spinal cord.

Now neighbour Lian, 53, is facing up to seven years in jail for injuring the youngster, say police.

I’m no parenting expert, or even a parent for that matter, but I’m pretty sure letting your toddler play in an area where there are giant predatory cats roaming about (and weapon wielding neighbors that fire arrows indiscriminately in the general direction of your child in an effort to kill the aformentioned predatory cats) isn’t the ideal situation for your child’s safety.

Every Friday.  Boogie.

A helpful flowchart from Holy Taco to make you all suspicious and paranoid before the weekend.  Good luck being the sole male participant in your relationship.

So I gave the show Community a second chance last night, solely because I was convinced that Ken Jeong could save the show…I was incorrect in the fact that the show still gets a “meh” rating from me, but I was correct in the fact that Ken Jeong is fucking hilarious.

Since Hulu and NBC had this clip but then took it down (what the fuck?  really? the best clip you have from this show so far?) you’ll have to go to the 1:47 mark of the video below which I’m almost positive will be taken down shortly.

Spaberry basically built a mobile boning tub that you can move out of your neighbor’s line of sight if things actually get that far with an actual woman. Via Dvice:

The Spaberry just needs a 110V outlet and some water. Fill it up with 125 gallons, heat it up, and you and a friend are all set for a soak. It comes loaded with jets, lights and drink holders, allowing for the perfect romantic evening.

The dude in the picture above either looks like he just got off or he’s taking a huge leak.  Either way, looks like it works.

Get one here.  It’ll be 5 grand.

Some High Definite sponsored pregame music here.  The High Definite Facebook group here.  Both are awesome.

A History Of Joe Biden Photobombs, Throughout Obama’s Life - [Holy Taco]

The Door With No Handle, Musings Of A 24 Year Old Corporate Drone – [Door With No Handle]

Hot Chicks In Extremely Nerdy Costumes – [Unreality Mag]

Obama Haters Are Captivating Orators – [Blog Of Hilarity]

Was Today A Good Day? – [Was Today A Good Day]

Rick Flair Lottery Tickets. Whoooooo!! – [With Leather]

25 Favorite Fake Movie Brands – [Gunaxin]

Tom Steele answers a tough question…and friggin nails it.

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