Spaberry basically built a mobile boning tub that you can move out of your neighbor’s line of sight if things actually get that far with an actual woman. Via Dvice:

The Spaberry just needs a 110V outlet and some water. Fill it up with 125 gallons, heat it up, and you and a friend are all set for a soak. It comes loaded with jets, lights and drink holders, allowing for the perfect romantic evening.

The dude in the picture above either looks like he just got off or he’s taking a huge leak.  Either way, looks like it works.

Get one here.  It’ll be 5 grand.