Sprint shocked pretty much everyone today by announcing a $69 unlimited everything plan…and I mean everything.  The plan, according to Dvice:

Unlimited calls to any mobile phone, unlimited web surfing, Blackberry access, unlimited Direct Connect, unlimited text, picture, and video, and unlimited weekend minutes start at 7pm. Plus, the plan includes all the little extras like GPS Navigation, Music Premier, TV Premier, NFL Mobile Live, and NASCAR Sprint Cup Mobile.

See? Everything.  The thing that pisses me off about this plan is it proves that it’s been possible to give us all this shit for a reasonable price, but these assholes at the wireless companies have just chosen not to.   It’s been literally costing me a fortune to continue the courtship of this girl that doesn’t know she loves me yet.  The restraining order might be calling my texts, phone calls, and BBMs “excessive harassment”, but I prefer “love variety pack”.  Chivalry is still very much alive, my friends.

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