October, 2009

From a delicious, citrus-flavored beverage to a bunch of whiny little bitches.  FYL.

Let’s face it, old people are becoming more cell savvy.  Well, they’re not.  But with advancing technology giving us newer and faster ways to communicate, and with old people being consistently lagging on the newest technology, they’re bound to cross paths in the not so distant technological past.  This puts them riiiight around the sexting mark.  Holy Taco put together a couple of codes that, if spotted on your grandparents’ cell phones, should result in immediate barfing followed by a stern lecture on decency and how gross that shit is.  Here’s some of those codes explained:

Hunting is GRRRRR-EAT!

A potential Threadless tee that seeks to hammer in the fact that wild animals could give a fuck less about your breakfast cereal.

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Starts out as an instructional video trying to increase awareness of all the different ways someone can stab your ass…then shit gets ridiculously out of hand.

…because he’s Asian. 

A for production. C for song quality. B for pumping this thing out while you can still capitalize on the dwindling Balloon Boy media wave.

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If this video was any better it’d be giving you money. 

Previously: Badass Movie Hip-Hoppery

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6 Movie Heroes (Who Sucked At Their Jobs) – [Cracked]

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall - [Holy Taco]

The 25 Most Ironic Photos On The Internet – [Super Tremendous]

The Sexy Halloween Cleavage Gallery – [COED Mag]

Don’t Flash And Drive – [NextRound]

Proof That You Can Run While Shitting Your Pants – [Tasty Booze]

The Top 100 Most Searched-for Hotties on the Net – [Asylum]

…sometimes real life is weirder looking.

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