October, 2009

The Emery Espresso Bar recently went out of business, presumably due to the increase of drive-through participation in Bradford, PA.  They’re a little upset about it.

Their charming little website here.

Since I can’t find shit for good videos today, one of the best sketches from one of the best shows ever made…ever.  NSFW due to language, subject matter, and exposed puppet penis.

2,000th High Definite post.  This seems fitting.  A helpful checklist if you should find yourself trying to explain what Marcellus Wallace looks like to a badass mother fucker that wants to kill you.

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The full scene for context after the jump:

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…somehow the nerdiest thing about this picture.

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A nice little zombie-themed tee for Halloween…because enough with all this vampire shit already.

Buy one here.  It’ll be $18.

Haven’t found any great videos today and I stumbled over this little winner.

Front Page Films

The Hobbes-Tyler Connection

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This Month’s Charity: The Pancreatic Cancer Action Network (Thanks To Those Of You That Have Donated Already) – [GAS Charity Project]

The World Of Tomorrow (If The Internet Disappeared Today) – [Cracked]

12-Year Old Outdrives Tiger Woods – [Total Pro Sports]

Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures – [College Humor]

The 10 Commandments Of Sports Ass Smacking – [HMJ]

You Will Never Look At The Earth The Same Way Again – [Next Round]

The Scariest Movie Characters Under 5 ft. Tall – [Unreality Mag]

10 Best Facebook Beatdowns – [Maxim]

Whatever it is, someone married it.

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