The Mattress Wallet

October 23rd, 2009 by in Accessorahs


For those of you that want the financial security of putting all your money in a mattress instead of a dreaded banking institution, but would like access to that cash on the go (and eventually a really fucked up spine from sitting on this thing) the Mattress Wallet is your new source of literal financial comfort.  Here are the basics:

  • 4 traditional-sized credit card slots and a normal billfold
  • Made with real mattress materials
  • Up to 5mm of padding on each side for nap assistance
  • Interior pockets for business cards/ embarrassing free fast-food stamp club cards

You can get one here.  It’ll be $20.

Thanks Pri.