For those of you that want the financial security of putting all your money in a mattress instead of a dreaded banking institution, but would like access to that cash on the go (and eventually a really fucked up spine from sitting on this thing) the Mattress Wallet is your new source of literal financial comfort. Here are the basics:
- 4 traditional-sized credit card slots and a normal billfold
- Made with real mattress materials
- Up to 5mm of padding on each side for nap assistance
- Interior pockets for business cards/ embarrassing free fast-food stamp club cards
You can get one here. It’ll be $20.