If you spend a good bit of time lounging on water and have always wanted a craft that was so badass that you’re forced to constantly beat people off so you can keep all the awesomeness to yourself, here you go.  Sorry, that might have been worded poorly…or PERFECTLY.  From Uncrate:

This Interactive Recreational Entertainment Vessel seats up to 10 people inside its circular decks, and features a central low smoke charcoal grill that can be swapped for a number of other centerpieces, an outboard electric 2-5 hp motor with 8-10 hours of battery life, 4 storage bins, an integrated umbrella, and an optional audio package with marine approved hi-fidelity 500 watt speakers, amplifier, satellite radio and a MP3 connection. Lest you feel selfish for dropping 24 large on a floating bar, you can rest easy knowing it’s made in America from 45% reclaimed material, and is 80% recyclable.

I’m gonna need some new pants…and a nap.

Buy one here.  It’ll be $24,000.