January, 2010

Apple’s video on the iPad and it’s features.  Starting at $499.

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14 Bizarre Dinosaurs & Extinct Species – [Web Urbanist]

Press For Dire Situations – [NOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

Guy Jumps Out Of Closed Window, Lands Running, Turns On 20 Cops With Guns Drawn Wielding Samurai Sword – [Boston Herald]

Unhappy Hipsters – [Unhappy Hipsters] (Thanks Jules)

Study Claims Even With Facebook Any Friends Outside Of 150 Are Meaningless – [Fast Company]

Astronomer: Alien’s Can’t Hear Us – [Guardian]

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I don’t know how I missed this…but it looks awesome.  Damon and Greengrass may not be bringing another Bourne movie, but they sure as shit got close.

Comes out March 12th.

Engadget is live blogging Apple’s event for their new tablet.  Go here.

The basics:

It’s a half-inch thick and weighs just 1.5 pounds, with a 9.7-inch capacitive touchscreen IPS LCD display, and it’s running a custom 1GHz Apple “A4″ chip developed by P.A. Semi.

…or lack thereof.

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The 6 Most Statistically Full Of Shit Professions – [Cracked]

5 Awesomely Low Budget Strip Club Commercials – [Next Round]

6 Action Figures Adults Can Relate To – [Holy Taco]

15 Big Cheats and Fakers That Won – [Manolith]

7 Things Magazines Teach Women About Men – [Guyism]

51 Pictures Of Miranda Kerr Being Hot As Shit – [Don Chavez]

Terry Richardson Has The Best Job In The World (NSFW: Hot Model Boobs) – [The Whoa]

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…acquire GI Joe’s.

That’s a badass little kid right there.

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A teaser for A.D. a CG animated Horror-Adventure written by Haylar Garcia.

Looks pretty dope.

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Air New Zealand Adds Beds In Economy Class – [Gadling]

13 Awesomely Uncomfortable Siestas – [NextRound]

Explaining 10 Legends In TV & Film – [Gunaxin]

“The Internet” In One Giant-Ass Picture – [Buzzfeed]

Nintendo Class Schedules: Spring 2010 – [College Humor]

11 Most Scandalous Saved by the Bell Revelations in Screech’s Autobiography – [11 Points]

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In 2002, FC Lorient Bretagne Sud and Sporting Club de Bastia met in the French Cup Finals, with Lorient defeating Bastia 1-0.  During the celebration, Remi Gaillard snuck onto the field dressed like a member of the winning club. The rest, as they say, was hilarity.