January, 2010

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“For sexually frustrated people ages 8 and up.”

Ibraheem Youssef continues his series of amazing Tarantino movie posters, I think we just need a True Romance one and we’ll have a pretty complete set.

Limited edition screenprints and posters can be purchased here.

Previously

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Happy Australia Day – [NextRound]

7-Year Old Raises Over $200,000 For Haiti – [Blame It On The Voices]

Letters To Dead People – [Letters To Dead People]

The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers – [Cracked]

iPhone 4G To Have Built-In iChat? – [Gizmodo]

The 35 Most Ridiculous SkyMall Items – [Buzzfeed]

9 Jobs Most Men Would Die For – [Cool Material]

Please click the pictures to continue.

Trusto Corp.’s Public Service Bombs in NYC and Miami

Ciara In February’s Jack Magazine

How To Use A Semicolon

Museum Placards On Ordinary Objects: The Context Project

If Videogames Were Titled The Phrases Said Most While Playing Them

NGM’s The Big Idea: Making Mars The New Earth

Lunchbreath

The lyrics here, for those of you that can’t remember them when you’re sober.

The 3 week long, city-wide, 24/7 water gun assassination game has started sign-ups for the San Francisco and New York games.  The basics of the event, from the StreetWars website:

At the start of the game you will receive a manila envelope containing the following:

• A picture of your intended target(s)
• The home address of your intended target(s)
• The work address of your intended target(s)
• The name of your intended target(s)
• Contact information of your intended target(s)

Upon receipt of these items, your (or your team’s) mission is to find and kill (by way of water gun, water balloon or super soaker) your target(s).

You can hunt your target down any way you see fit; you can pose as a delivery person and jack them when they open the door, disguise yourself and take them out on the street, etc.

If you are successful in your assassination attempt, the person you killed will give you their envelope and the person they were supposed to kill becomes your new target. This continues until you work yourself through all the players and retrieve the envelope with your (or your team’s) picture(s) and name(s). Then you win. Cash…but first live in fear.

If you live in NYC or San Francisco you better not waste the opportunity to get involved in this ridiculously awesome event.

Sign up and live in fear…lucky bastards…it’ll be $45 regardless of your location.

NYC (July 12th, 2010 – August 10th 2010) Sign Up | Deadline: March 27, 3:03pm

San Francisco (April 5th, 2010 – May 2nd 2010) Sign Up | Deadline: July 03, 12:07pm.

Funnyman Scott Gairdner‘s interaction with the traditionally wholesome strip takes it to a dark, hilarious place.

See the rest here.

Live Nation/Ticket Master Get Approval To Monopolize Live Music – [The Business Insider]

This Season’s 25 Richest NFL Players – [Business Pundit]

15 Fascinating Planets Outside Our Solar System – [Listverse]

Conan O’Brien Being Courted By Shit Tons Of Networks – [THR]

Star Trek Costume Model Is Demographically Accurate – [The Daily What]

Celebrity Facebook Status Updates – [Holy Taco]

Julie Galindo From The San Diego Seduction Is Attractive – [NextRound]

I’m going to be honest, the main reason I wanted to see the Vikings go to the Super Bowl was to see a Peyton Manning/Brett Favre showdown and to see the subsequent off-field antics and extended media exposure of Jared Allen.  If NBC wants to recover any positive feelings from me after that whole Tonight Show fiasco, they can start by giving this man an episode of SNL.  That being said, I give you 5 videos of Jared Allen awesomeness after the jump.

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