January, 2010

Call Of Duty Mission Briefing – [College Humor]

The Window’s Paper Clip Is On Twitter…And He’s Drunk – [Loaded Paper Clip]

7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks To Movies) – [Cracked]

That Conan $1.5 Million Bit Probably Didn’t Cost That Much – [ABC News]

7 Futuristic Movies That Got It Right – [Mania]

Banned Mormon Cartoon Teaches Where Black People Come From – [Guyism]

America’s 75 Worst Commutes – [The Daily Beast] (Via the Shotty)

Fact: If you know the metric system measurements for weight, you’re either a drug dealer, drug user, not American, or an American nerd.

Robots With Feelings

I spoke on this a couple months ago, but then the guys over at Explosm went and made an ad for it that’s funnier than most videos I’ve seen this week…sooo a revisit was necessary.

Buy the book here.  You’ll probably spend $10 on way stupider shit this week.

Via

From The Daily What:

First official trailer for the allegedly Banksy-helmed “street art disaster movie” Exit Through The Gift Shop, which is set to make its official debut at this year’s Sundance Film Festival.

Banksy Film

Heidi Montag’s Album Sells Less Than 1,000 Copies; There Is A God – [The Superficial]

Conan Blows $1.5 Million Of His New Money On A 1-Minute Segment – [Buzzfeed]

25 People Arrested In Costume – [Holy Taco]

8 Hilarious Amazon “Customers Also Bought” Screenshots – [NextRound]

Top 10 Italian Talk Show Babes – [Ask Men]

A Whole Bunch Of Videos Of Jay Leno Bombing Jokes – [The Jay Bombs Show]

The Ultimate Stacey Dash Gallery Since It’s Her Birthday And I Love Her – [Complex]

The 15 Finest Fathers From Sitcoms – [Gunaxin]

Via | Context

Suedehead

While most of the world still hates us, we do have our occasional shining moment overseas where we’re not depicted as fat, annoying, xenophobic assholes.

“After hours of work, an L.A. County urban search and rescue team pulls a woman from the rubble as crowds begin to chant ‘USA, USA’.”

Bumper Stickers After The Apocalypse – [College Humor]

The Picture Of Everything: A Work In Progress – [Picture Of Everything]

Clark Little: The Art Of The Wave – [Surfer Mag] (Thanks CP)

Man Buried in Haiti Rubble Uses iPhone to Treat Wounds, Survive – [Wired]

11 Advertising Mascots That Should Have Been Arrested – [11 Points]

The Girlfriend Application – [Holy Taco]