Kill Yourself, Matt Stafford
You will never experience a moment more incredible than this. Ever.
Matt Stafford and Marisa Miller were at the Axe Lounge in Fontainebleau Miami Beach when Marisa decided to give him a boner in front of everyone.
Gotta give him credit though, he held it together pretty well. I’d be going through a mixture of giggling, weeping, and trying not to ejaculate in my pants in front of the media…just like the 7th grade dance all over again. Memories.
Categories: Hotness, Lucky Assholes
