February, 2010

Chainsawsuit

Mild mannered Addissu Andabo, disguised as a common auto mechanic, was driving to work when he noticed a crashed vehicle in flames with a woman trapped inside.  At this point, I assume he jumped into a nearby telephone booth and changed into an outfit made out of the blanket he was wrapped in when he was sent to Earth.  From Dallas News:

As flames burst from an overturned car Monday along LBJ Freeway in northeast Dallas, Addissu Andabo punched and tore out the windshield with his bare hands.

He pulled an injured woman he’d never met from her burning vehicle just before fire engulfed the car.

And then Andabo, 22, wiped off his bloodied hands and drove back to work repairing cars in Plano.

“It’s just a regular workday,” Andabo said Monday evening.

You read that right.  He punched and tore out the windshield with his bare hands, then he just went about his business…driving to Plano to repair vehicles….no big deal.  The article goes on to say that he didn’t get a chance to speak to the woman he saved (which is in the top 10 rules of the superhero handbook, I just know it) and didn’t even consider taking the rest of the day off.

The saddest part, in my opinion, is that this news article was more entertaining than Batman and Robin.

"We're embarrassing."

Well done, Addissu.   Thanks for the tip Jules!

Fear of death by bear mauling usually makes me stop crying…usually.

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In The Cutts X The Hundreds

Supreme 2010 Spring/Summer Collection Lookbook

The Hill-Side Camouflage Tie

To A Tee: Abbey Road

The first single from Aziz Ansari & Dave Sitek’s “RAAAAAAAANDY” mixtape dropped…and he’s pretty upset Kid Cudi, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Drake, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Clipse, MF DOOM, Mos Def, and Kanye haven’t sent him their verses yet.

Hot shit son.

Via Aziz.

A Flowchart For Losing Your Virginity – [Holy Taco]

My Week As A Church Sign Guy – [CollegeHumor]

7 Fitness Myths Busted – [Share It Fitness]

10 Amazing Little Heroes – [Oddee]

Grad Student Gets Served Hard By NYU Professor – [Deadspin]

The Top 10 Most Dangerous Foods – [Time]

Guy Wakes From Coma When His Wife Informs Him He’s Become A Grandfather – [DailyMail]

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SMBC

Television is terrible lately.  Terrible.  Between these pseudo-reality shows following individuals that aren’t capable of handling small life problems, fucktards competing on some of the most asinine game shows ever created, the rapid decline of former favorites (ahem, The Office, 24) and a whole slew of horrible new sitcoms that are mere illusions of what quality programming should be, it’s gotten to the point where I want to physically harm my television.

Amongst this digital fecal matter being touted as new programs, Archer has risen to the challenge of providing us with a sharp, well-written, entertaining comedy with one of the best casts in the business.  I know I’ve been on the Archer wang all season, and the amount I’ve talked about it on here and to my friends every time I’m drunk and television comes up is reaching a dangerously annoying level.  Regardless, I shall proceed.   From Warming Glow:

“Executive Producers Adam Reed and Matt Thompson are delivering a hilarious series and it truly earned a second season,” said Grad. “H. Jon Benjamin, Aisha Tyler, Jessica Walter, Chris Parnell and Judy Greer comprise one of the best voice casts of any animated series on TV. We’re very happy with the audience response and critical acclaim for Archer and are excited to move forward with it.”

“We are incredibly excited about the opportunity to make a second season of Archer,” said Reed, “and grateful that FX has enough faith in the show to allow it to build an audience. Excelsior!”

In what I’m assuming is a celebration, FX is running a 4-episode half-marathon on Thursday night.  I’ve put the promo video at the top.  Get familiar.

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Designer Lin Tsui-Wei created the Swiss Army knife of jackets that basically tells the Snuggie to go quietly consume a boner by itself somewhere.  From Dvice:

It’s not just a windbreaker, as a detachable skirt can also be used to elongate the Sleeping Coat into a proper rain coat, turn the whole thing into a sleeping bag, or be used on the ground as a mattress. It’s readily apparent how useful something like this would be on a camping trip, or even to the homeless.

The real stretch of the jacket’s functionality is the fact that its entirely inflatable, so you won’t be left with a flat mattress when you’re using the detachable skirt, and the whole jacket will keep you comfy as a sleeping bag.

It also serves as the perfect wingman jacket.  The colors and its ability to totally inflate will serve as a brightly colored, protective barrier that will inform the grenade you’ve distracted that you were indeed a decoy and she’s bad at keeping her hotter friends out of trouble.