Robert Pattinson (it’s not “Patterson”? Huh.) has a spread in the 10th anniversary issue of Details with some very naked models…and will be paid to do so. Just show up, take some pictures with naked models, call it a day…seems to me any quotes he has in regards to the experience would be pretty similar to an Oscar acceptance speech (“I’d like to thank God, my agent…”) because surely there wouldn’t be anything to complain about. Oh wait:
“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”
Totally. While most of us would have been on the ground weeping, having finally found religion due to the great fortune we just acquired, Bob relegates the experience to an episode of Fear Factor. I want to punch this dude in his brain so bad.