This picture of explosion-y goodness is King Of Swords’ new Big Bang Hand Grenade Sword Cane, perfect for the gentleman explorer, older serial murderer, or if you’re like Nino Brown and just like to make change out of five-dollar asses. From the product site:
Pull the pin and this baby isn’t going to blow, but it will grant you access to the magnetic compass. But that’s not all, unscrew the grenade to uncover a stainless steel sword. It can also be used without the sword drawn as a bludgeon or club.
I don’t know what you look for in a good cane, but if it’s “assault options”, you’re done looking.
Order one here. It’ll be $30 well-spent dollars.