What do you do when your wife of 12 years packs up all her belongings except for her wedding dress? Find as many ways as you can to abuse the living fuck out of it, of course.

From Chris Cotter’s coping mechanism:

My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn’t help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.

“You forgot something” I told her.

She replied “And what’s that?”.

“Your wedding dress”, I said.

“Yeah, I am not taking that” was her response.

“What do you expect me to do with it?” I asked.

And to that she replied, “Whatever the $%^@# you want”.

And this is what I did…..

Thanks Amanda!