May, 2010

Ideal for those formal events where you need your porn collection handy.  From Uncrate:

Each cufflink houses a mini flash drive with 2GB of storage, giving you 4GB of wrist-ready space to store whatever data you need. Available in polished, gunmetal, or rap star/music mogul-approved gold finishes.

Get them here, it’ll be $195.

From the camp that brought you “Jedi Assholes” & “Modern Warfare: Frozen Crossing“, a short, well-done, action scene for that ass.

FreddieW

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9 People Who Kill The Mood During Sex – [Holy Taco]

Only Thing Sadder Than Going To Prom Solo? Going To Prom With A Twilight Cutout – [NextRound]

The 7 Stupidest Employee Mistakes Ever – [Woman's Day]

6 Reasons Space Travel Will Always Suck – [Cracked]

The Best Movie Poster Mash-Ups Ever – [Huff Post]

Cursed Bulgarian Phone Number Taken Out Of Service – [Dvice]

Masturbation Achievement Awards – [Image] (via)

The Landline

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More here.

Damnit, Aunt Bertha.  You always embarrass me in front of my friends/the internet.

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Whenever I randomly kick high school kids outside of Starbucks or next to the bagel place…its because of shit like this.  You brought this on yourselves.

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Click the pic.

Also, THD’s Twitter account is here, but it’s way less entertaining.