May, 2010

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Posted as part of the Welling Court Mural Project in Queens.

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The Most WTF Wedding Photos Of All Time – [Huff Post]

A Must-Watch Predator Re-Dub – [YouTube]

5 Terrifying Ways Your Own Gadgets Can Be Used to Spy On You – [Cracked]

16 Products They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts – [BuzzFeed]

“Quit Facebook Day” Gaining Surprising Amount Of Support – [Gothamist]

Graduation, Then And Now – [College Humor]

Art Thieves Strike Again In France, Another Picasso Missing – [Gawker]

French Farmers Turn The Champs-Elysees Into Giant Garden – [BBC]

Just when you thought all this vampire/werewolf shit couldn’t get any dumber…

I have no words to describe how retarded this is, so I’ll use the timeless college technique of using movie quotes to express myself.

When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur.  I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world.  I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard.  I chased the neighborhood cats.  I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”. – Dr. Robert Doback – Step Brothers

Replace “dinosaur” with “werewolf” and “Bobby” with “stupid-ass emo-kid rejects” and that about sums it up.

Every Friday.

SMBC

This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

See the full set here.

A Bunch Of Comic Strips Of Mickey Mouse Trying To Kill Himself – [Dark Side Of The Mouse]

The Divine Dali Drama – [Neatorama]

Meet The Man Who Feeds The Rich And Famous – [LA Times]

The Internet Rescues Two Russians From Sex Slavery – [Gawker]

“I Stormed Her Dungeon. Sexually.” – [NextRound]

Jesse James’ Real Estate Listing – [Funny Crave]

11 Memorable 555 Phone Numbers From Movies and TV – [11 Points]

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MacGruber and Shrek Forever After both open this weekend.  Feeling the need to get a leg-up on the gigantic animated franchise, the viral marketing team for MacGruber decided to show the rest of the world how to properly shit all over your competitor Tumblr-style.

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Who knew Grover was such a grouch…

Babelgum | Previously: The Hills