June, 2010

Currently on sale at Woot.  It’ll be $10.

Bonus track off Recovery. Produced by Just Blaze.

Eminem – Session One (feat. Slaughterhouse)

The Sad Keanu meme evolution in video form.

SenorZorro2004

Step 3: Chaos

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Agent-X

Bodycounters: Keeping Track Of Deathcounts In Movies – [Body Counters]

25 Godawful Fathers (Photos) – [Holy Taco]

10 Fun Facts You Didn’t Know About Google – [Mashable]

New York Reaches Deal to Raise Cigarette Tax, Bringing Packs To Over $10 Each – [NY Times]

Lessons In Fatherhood From The Dads Of YouTube – [Newsweek]

Confessions Of A Tea Party Consultant – [Playboy]

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Cy&H

Mitch Hedberg’s nodding his head in approval in his grave right now.

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…and it’s good.

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From QDB user Crispy:

Government scientists fused DNA with Hayden P. and Mila Kunis to create the hottest woman ever with big titties and a nice ass, and she’s all over my dick but it turns out she’s a pirate and I’m like “omg but I want to be a pirate” and she’s all naked near me and shit and I’m like “you’re the most perfect thing ever” and she’s like “I know, now fuck me” and then all the sudden it turns out the government actually made someone else who was fused from the DNA of Kristen Bell and Elisha Cuthbert and she shows up and is like “what the fuck but I want your dick more.” and I’m like “D:” and then the Kristen and Elisha fusion is like “OH AND IM A NINJA SHITYEAH” and I’m like “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NINJAS VS PIRATE” and then this was my face when they were fighting a war near me ” :O ” with none of them wearing shirts oh and they all have super nice tits and are not fat at all and are the most perfect looking women ever and then they all want my dick so bad it’s hard for me to choose and also whether I want to be a Ninja or Pirate it’s a very tough decision.

I think I finally get it.  Team Kristen/Elisha!

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Pics: Hayden/Mila | Kristen/Elisha