It appears BlueHost decided to perform some server upgrades which have left many of their servers unstable. Apparently, they thought it would be prudent to try to do these upgrades on a Monday morning instead of over the weekend or late at night, hence the retarded fuckery going on on the side of the page and to the overall site format. Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.
While I have your attention, I wanted to take a minute to thank you for all the positive feedback and hilarious comments in response to the site survey.
Pic via | Thanks Julie.