I can’t believe this shit worked.
Craig Rowin made his rounds on the web recently for posting videos that asked rich people around the world to send him one million dollars for no reason at all. I didn’t post them, because I thought it was some lame attempt at creating a viral video. Turns out it was a giant success, and Craig Rowin will be a millionaire in a couple of weeks. I’ve been trying to kill this guy with my mind all morning.
(PS: Rich people, please send me $500,000 so I can spend it on drunken debauchery and mistakes.)