A driver under the influence of cocaine led police in a high speed chase all over a Dutch farmer’s corn field, presumably pissing him off greatly in the process. From Reuters:
Police, backed up by a helicopter, eventually managed to corner the 35-year-old driver after he careered into a neighboring orchard and crashed into a ditch.
“Shoot out two tires… then the problem is solved,” irate farmer Ad van Schendel told police, according to the Brabants Dagblad newspaper.
Van Schendel said he estimated the damage to his field near the southern town of Dussen last Friday at 7,000-8,000 euros.
I’m skipping the obvious Charlie Sheen-on-tour joke here because I’m sick of hearing about him, as well as the internet shitting itself every time he does something. So…you’re welcome.