Colombiana Trailer

May 5th, 2011 by in Movies

The version of me that saw The Professional, the version of me that saw Taken, and every version of me that has seen Zoe Saldana do anything are high-fiving the shit out of each other right now.

The storyline:

A young woman grows up to be a stone-cold assassin after witnessing her parents’ murder as a child in Bogota. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target – the mobster responsible for her parents’ death.

Hits theaters in the eyes, throat, and groin September 2nd.