May, 2011

6 Objects You Won’t Believe People Managed to Lose - [Cracked]

10 Of The Biggest Animals To Roam The Planet - [MNN]

Dodger Stadium Beating Of Bryan Stow: Suspect In Custody - [LA Times]

At about 7 a.m., the Los Angeles Police Department SWAT team descended on an East Hollywood apartment building with a warrant in hand. According to apartment building manager Maritza Camacho, police, using loudspeakers and with guns drawn, called out to the occupants of Apartment 25. Inside was one of the men police suspect in the March 31 beating that left Stow with brain damage.

Lionel Messi: Boy Genius – [NY Times]

“You think of Gretzky playing hockey,” said Bob Bradley, the coach of the United States national team, who sat in the stadium in Madrid, watching the play unfold. “It sticks with you. Everybody who watches Messi knows he is pushing the highest level of the sport ever.”

Grimsvotn Volcano Erupts In Iceland - [In Focus]

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Dream Villain | Via

Harold Camping speaks. | Via

Above: Redditor xtcg123 follows through with his billboard suggestion on I-40 near Gallimore Dairy Rd in Greensboro, NC.

FoxTrot

Members of Calvary Bible Church stand outside the Family Radio headquarters in Oakland, CA, offering counseling to Harold Camping’s followers in the wake of their absent leader’s false prediction.

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SMBC

Bert continues his interview with Andy Samberg, moving on to the very important subjects of bottle caps, paper clips and pigeons.

SesameStreet | Part 1

YouTuber MsBorn2BeSomebody wanted you “sophomorez” to take this video to your grave and show it to your children, but she deleted it because people obviously don’t get her sense of humor and are just stupid. Luckily (for all of us), MrBorn2BeSomebody was able to find a copy.

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Macho Man Randy Savage Prevents Rapture | Via

Harold Camping pretty much yelled “Fire!” in a crowded theater of gullible morons and probably won’t be held accountable for all the dumb stuff they’ve done in response to his bullshit theory. I can’t wait to hear what this asshole has to say.

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