Doug Hutchison (51), who played Percy in The Green Mile, recently married 16-year-old “upcoming recording artist, model, inspiring actress, dancer, and TV show hostess) Courtney Stodden, whose YouTube channel is like an internet treasure trove of audio-visual rape. I don’t have the space or mental stamina to review and post all the videos, but here is her smash hit “Don’t Put It On Me”, which is pretty much a tutorial on how not to raise your children.
I know, I know. She’s 16, and we really shouldn’t be trying to embarrass this girl in such a public forum. Fortunately, she’s recorded an Anti-Cyber Bullying PSA for assholes like myself.
Okay I’m done.