Explain Like I’m Calvin

September 22nd, 2011 by in Links, Nerdy Sh*t

A new subreddit in the same vein as “Explain Like I’m Five” in which participants explain things the way Calvin’s dad would. For example:

How come pizza is delivered, but we have to drive to the burger place?

Pizzas have to stay in motion to taste good. That’s why you toss pizza dough in the air when you’re making it. If they’re stationary for too long, they stop tasting good, which is why the third slice is never as good as the first. You can trick pizza into being tasty again by putting it in the fridge–the coldness dulls its senses and makes it thinks it’s moving.

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