September, 2011

An Open Letter To Eddie Murphy, by Steve Martin.

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You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in a galaxy far, far away?

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Endless Origami

The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You – [Cracked]

American Hikers Held As “Spies” In Iran Finally Freed – [Daily Mail]

After two years behind bars, two U.S. hikers jailed as spies in Iran were freed today after a court approved a $1million bail deal.

Shane Bauer and Josh Fattal were released from Tehran’s notorious Evin prison and are on their way to the Tehran International airport after posting $500,000 bail each.

Their Iranian lawyer, Masoud Shafiei, revealed the $1million sum was paid by Oman, an ally of the U.S. that also has diplomatic ties with Iran.

iPhone 5 Unveiling Set For October 4th – [All Things D]

While Apple could certainly change its plans anytime, sources said that the Oct. 4 date has been selected by the company to showcase the iPhone 5. Sources added that the plan is now to make the new device available for purchase within a few weeks after the announcement.

And while the iPhone 5 is a much-anticipated handset, the event itself has a lot more importance for Apple than many previous ones.

That’s because it will be newly installed CEO Tim Cook’s first big product introduction, and the place where the public will get a first lengthy impression of him that may well set the tone for Cook’s new role.

Everything You Need to Know About the Facebook Update – [Gizmodo]

You might have noticed that Facebook changed last night. Inline photos are a little bigger, the top bar a little blockier, and a news ticker now rests in the upper-righthand corner for real-time updates. Overwhelmed? We’re here to help.

Awesome People Hanging Out With Chevy Chase (Photos) - [Uproxx]

New Devastating Pakistan Floods (Photos) – [In Focus]

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Matt Mulholland follows up his scenes from Star Wars: Episode 1 and The Matrix with an a capella version of the skateboard chase scene from Back to the Future.

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PLACEHOLDER TEXT, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU NEED IT?!!

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Gotham PD picked a hell of a night to pick up two clowns.

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