Today I learned I’d be a pretty slutty girl.

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“Eli Manning is the Sling Blade of quarterbacks.”

Dom Mazzetti | Previously: Single Girls

From The Dish:

US President Barack Obama reacts as 14-year-old Joey Hudy of Phoenix, Arizona, launches a marshmallow from Hudy’s “Extreme Marshmallow Cannon” during a tour of the White House Science Fair in the State Dining Room of the White House on February 7, 2012. Obama announced new policies to recruit and support science, technology, engineering and math (STEM) teacher programs, including requesting $80 million in his upcoming budget for teacher preparation, with the goal of training one million additional STEM students over the next decade. By Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images.

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Jimmy Diebold gets control of the lights at Seattle’s CenturyLink Field…

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Kendrick Lamar stan Kyle Gonzales performs the hell out of “Look Out For Detox” in San Antonio. (Kyle starts at the 2:40 mark)

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From Salomon Freeski:

Back in 2004, a flip on skis gone tragically wrong broke Josh Dueck’s back and left him as a T11 — full paraplegic. For the past 8 years one of his dreams has been to do a flip on snow again. On February 3, 2012, Josh became the first person to perform a backflip on snow in a Sit Ski!

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SMBC

Jeremy Lin follows up his stunning sixth man performance by leading the Knicks in scoring against the Utah Jazz last night, giving them their second consecutive win.