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The President’s Handshake

Endswell — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:59:23 +0000

As described by Business Insider’s Courtney Comstock:

The man knows how to shake a hand! He gave great eye contact, with an enviable grip. Firm around the edges and soft in the middle, if that’s even possible. And he doesn’t appear to “shake” your hand, but it does move, in a soft sway.

Then it’s over.

Via | Photo: Barack and Yellow – White House Flickr

Obama Opens Doors Like A POTUS

Endswell — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 23:49:08 +0000

Turns out The Tonight Show still has funny moments every once in a while.

In b4 Fox News reports this as actual news.

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One Year Of Presidential Photos

Endswell — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 19:53:18 +0000

Chief Official White House Photographer Pete Souza breaks down his ten favorite photos out of a year’s worth of the White House’s Photo of the Day.

See them all here.

Barack Obama On The Daily Show

Endswell — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 17:28:39 +0000

The Daily Show | Part 2 | Part 3

Presidential Prankery

Endswell — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:44:38 +0000

From The White House Flickr Account:

President Barack Obama jokingly puts his toe on the scale as Trip Director Marvin Nicholson, unaware to the President’s action, weighs himself as the presidential entourage passed through the volleyball locker room at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas, Aug. 9, 2010.

C’mon…this guy is awesome.

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Is Barack Obama A U.S. Citizen?

Endswell — Thu, 13 May 2010 23:25:27 +0000

Here you go, Asshats-That-Actually-Need-This-Flowchart.

Holy Taco

The Rarely Seen (But Always Appreciated) Obama-Burn

Endswell — Sun, 02 May 2010 19:25:00 +0000

Obama gives Jay Leno a double-barreled POTUS facial at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner to his face. In your eyes, Jay.

The Daily Beast | Via

Obama Nails The National Anthem

Endswell — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:06:04 +0000

During the memorial service for the West Virginia coal miners that lost their life in the April 5th disaster, the camera man decided to focus on Barack Obama mouthing along to a performance of the National Anthem. The resulting video is accidental comedic brilliance.

(I posted this video this morning but deleted it because it looked like Best Week Ever deleted their original post and the video. Looks like they’ve got their shit together now)

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The Beast File: Obama’s Entourage

Endswell — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:34:37 +0000

The Hungry Beast takes a look at the travelling circus that accompanies the US President.

This Shirt Is A BFD

Endswell — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:54:12 +0000

Available on BarackObama.com, $25 | Via

Applause.

Passed.

Endswell — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:55:31 +0000

The Healthcare Bill Breakdown By Year

Stop Messing Around, Barry.

Endswell — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:11:07 +0000

This guy still kicks ass.

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The 2010 State Of The Union Address Word Cloud

Endswell — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:31:27 +0000

Word size = frequency of use.

Made with Wordle.

Legalization

Endswell — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:33:06 +0000

SuperPoop | Via

Barry’s First Year

Endswell — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:58:15 +0000

The White House released a gallery covering Barack Obama’s first year in office that proves, all politics aside, that this dude is still the fucking man. Click the picture for the full set.

With Great Power…

Endswell — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:17:10 +0000

…comes the ability to fuck with people over petty shit. Obama wins.

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Obama’s Speech Doesn’t Go Well…

Endswell — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:06:59 +0000

I almost shat myself watching this… very NSFW language so you better plug up them earphones.

Via Manofest.

President Obama Attends Wiz Game; Being Awesome Ensues

Endswell — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:16:53 +0000

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Sectera Edge Is Presidential

Endswell — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:45:39 +0000

Final Obama Post Of The Day

Endswell — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:39:45 +0000

I had to do it…

If you don’t get it. You have never been on the internet before and I have the explanation after the jump:

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Don't Fuck With The New POTUS

Endswell — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:39:34 +0000

Have you ever wondered…what the fuck are all those SUVs doing driving around the Presidential limo? Who’s in them? Well, the answer for one of vehicles, the Yukon XL, has been answered. It’s a security vehicle and it has only one passenger, Change…in gun form.

Meet the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute!!! GET SOME!!!WHOOOO!!!

*changes pants*

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nug5FZgxuk]

Okay… Start Celebrating

Endswell — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:35:01 +0000

Tomorrow we officially have a black president. Since no television show has done a better job of capturing the joy Obama-supporters will be experiencing the world over than South Park, a couple quick clips from the election episode.

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What tomorrow night will probably look like in DC

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Obama At Ben's Chili Bowl in D.C.

Endswell — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:52:40 +0000

Tells the counter guy “we straight” then gives daps to the dude on his way out the door…this guy’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Obama Doodle Not For Sale

Endswell — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:28:34 +0000

Looks like the man’s got some drawing skills…via the Chicago Tribune:

“The Obama doodle, composed on the charity’s inaugural “National Doodle Day” in May 2007, contains likenesses of some of the Senate’s most powerful members: Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) and Democratic colleagues Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts, Dianne Feinstein of California and Charles Schumer of New York.

I’m not sure I would sell it for any price,” said Berzon, a 50-something financial consultant. “I mean, how many times can you put up a piece of original artwork by a president of the United States who also happens to have made history? It’s a wonderful conversation piece.”

What an idiotic douchebag. People are getting their homes foreclosed, getting their jobs cut, and struggling to bail water out of the sinking ship that is recent America, and this retard is passing up 6 figure deals so he can explain this picture and how he got it to every unfortunate soul that passes into his conversation piece-deprived house. I guess not all of us have the luxury of being able to start conversations by being interesting. You know what else is a great conversation piece? Six figures, asshole.

Secretary Of State

Endswell — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:22:08 +0000

Hillary Clinton is going to accept Barack’s offer to become Secretary of State. On a more important and totally related note… I fucking beat CNN to it…booyah.

Via the Guardian (yes, a British paper picked this story up first):

“Hillary Clinton plans to accept the job of secretary of state offered by Barack Obama, who is reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition administration, the Guardian has learned.

Obama’s advisers have begun looking into Bill Clinton’s foundation, which distributes millions of dollars to Africa to help with development, to ensure that there is no conflict of interest. But Democrats do not believe that the vetting is likely to be a problem.”

Initial Reaction: Nice.

After Actually Thinking For 20 Seconds: This might be well and good, but I doubt there will be much of a need for a Secretary of State anymore. In case you haven’t noticed, we have the most intimidating, badass President/Vice-President combo on record, Barack Effing Obama and Iron Joe Biden, rolling into these meetings with foreign dignitaries. There’s no need to waste time with diplomacy. Its going to be tough trying to go against America when the world leaders keep leaving meetings all beat up and shit with their wallets missing.

South Parack Tonight

Endswell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:21:19 +0000

Okay Democrats. It’s time to learn how to take a joke tonight. This should be good:

“While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely… and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.”

The World Is Fucking Pumped

Endswell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:23:45 +0000

Whether or not you voted for him, you’ve got to appreciate the historic significance of this election. Also, McCain’s speech last night was nothing but class.

More people getting real pumped after the jump:

Welp…Time To Get To Work

Endswell — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:58:29 +0000

Presidential Debate Tonight

Endswell — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:47:00 +0000

Get informed.

Yeah... you WILL debate me bitch.