High Definite/Barry’s Pimp Hand

Have you ever wondered…what the fuck are all those SUVs doing driving around the Presidential limo?  Who’s in them?  Well, the answer for one of vehicles, the Yukon XL,  has been answered.  It’s a security vehicle and it has only one passenger, Change…in gun form.

Meet the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute!!! GET SOME!!!WHOOOO!!!

*changes pants*

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Tomorrow we officially have a black president.  Since no television show has done a better job of capturing the joy Obama-supporters will be experiencing the world over than South Park, a couple quick clips from the election episode.

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What tomorrow night will probably look like in DC

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Tells the counter guy “we straight” then gives daps to the dude on his way out the door…this guy’s cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Looks like the man’s got some drawing skills…via the Chicago Tribune:

“The Obama doodle, composed on the charity’s inaugural “National Doodle Day” in May 2007, contains likenesses of some of the Senate’s most powerful members: Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) and Democratic colleagues Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts, Dianne Feinstein of California and Charles Schumer of New York.

I’m not sure I would sell it for any price,” said Berzon, a 50-something financial consultant. “I mean, how many times can you put up a piece of original artwork by a president of the United States who also happens to have made history? It’s a wonderful conversation piece.”

What an idiotic douchebag.  People are getting their homes foreclosed, getting their jobs cut, and struggling to bail water out of the sinking ship that is recent America, and this retard is passing up 6 figure deals so he can explain this picture and how he got it to every unfortunate soul that passes into his conversation piece-deprived house.  I guess not all of us have the luxury of being able to start conversations by being interesting.  You know what else is a great conversation piece?  Six figures, asshole.

Hillary Clinton is going to accept Barack’s offer to become Secretary of State.  On a more important and totally related note… I fucking beat CNN to it…booyah.

 Via the Guardian (yes, a British paper picked this story up first):

“Hillary Clinton plans to accept the job of secretary of state offered by Barack Obama, who is reaching out to former rivals to build a broad coalition administration, the Guardian has learned.

Obama’s advisers have begun looking into Bill Clinton’s foundation, which distributes millions of dollars to Africa to help with development, to ensure that there is no conflict of interest. But Democrats do not believe that the vetting is likely to be a problem.”

Initial Reaction: Nice.

After Actually Thinking For 20 Seconds:  This might be well and good, but I doubt there will be much of a need for a Secretary of State anymore.  In case you haven’t noticed, we have the most intimidating, badass President/Vice-President combo on record, Barack Effing Obama and Iron Joe Biden, rolling into these meetings with foreign dignitaries. There’s no need to waste time with diplomacy.  Its going to be tough trying to go against America when the world leaders keep leaving meetings all beat up and shit with their wallets missing.

Okay Democrats.  It’s time to learn how to take a joke tonight.  This should be good:

“While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely… and the citizens of South Park are partying in the streets. From the Oval Office, the new Commander-In-Chief assembles his team and prepares for the job ahead.”

Whether or not you voted for him, you’ve got to appreciate the historic significance of this election.   Also, McCain’s speech last night was nothing but class. 

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