The High Definite

Happy Birthday Macaulay.

Terry Crews and the rest of the Expendables cast ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

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Emo Elvis is emo.

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Robert Pattinson (it’s not “Patterson”? Huh.) has a spread in the 10th anniversary issue of Details with some very naked models…and will be paid to do so.  Just show up, take some pictures with naked models, call it a day…seems to me any quotes he has in regards to the experience would be pretty similar to an Oscar acceptance speech (“I’d like to thank God, my agent…”) because surely there wouldn’t be anything to complain about.  Oh wait:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Totally. While most of us would have been on the ground weeping, having finally found religion due to the great fortune we just acquired, Bob relegates the experience to an episode of Fear Factor. I want to punch this dude in his brain so bad.

…what a class act.

That speech in cloud form, with the words that appear more frequently in the speech given greater prominence.

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Also, the traffic jam for this site is still causing some hosting issues.  My apologies.

Read his classy ass statement after the jump:

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Here’s Ashley Greene in the new issue of Men’s Fitness. From what I can tell, she’s an actress whose rise to fame is largely attributable to the vampire movies that aren’t the Blade movies.  I literally can’t tell you a single other fact about her besides the fact that some nude photos of her leaked a couple weeks back and were promptly removed by some of the bigger ones thanks to her sue-happy lawyers.  So…in review: is naked sometimes, wasn’t in Blade.  Damn fine reporting.

Look at the Washington Post getting all viral video-y.  Famous people’s retarded tweets read by normal people.

Episode 1 – Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan

Episode 2 – Tila Tequila, Courtney Love, Jessica Simpson

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