High Definite/Famous People Stuff

Conan follows through on a promise to Tim Gunn to wear jeggings, does so like a fucking boss.

Video here.

Reality television participant Audrina Patridge’s mom was outside of Beso in Los Angeles last night, just spewing class all over the place.

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James Cameron visits Brazil seriously dressed like this in the best picture ever taken.  How the photographer wasn’t laughing the entire time is beyond me.

Story and more ridiculous pictures here.

Happy Birthday Macaulay.

Terry Crews and the rest of the Expendables cast ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.

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Fiiiine. | Via | Round 1

Emo Elvis is emo.

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Press release here.

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Robert Pattinson (it’s not “Patterson”? Huh.) has a spread in the 10th anniversary issue of Details with some very naked models…and will be paid to do so.  Just show up, take some pictures with naked models, call it a day…seems to me any quotes he has in regards to the experience would be pretty similar to an Oscar acceptance speech (“I’d like to thank God, my agent…”) because surely there wouldn’t be anything to complain about.  Oh wait:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

Totally. While most of us would have been on the ground weeping, having finally found religion due to the great fortune we just acquired, Bob relegates the experience to an episode of Fear Factor. I want to punch this dude in his brain so bad.

…what a class act.

That speech in cloud form, with the words that appear more frequently in the speech given greater prominence.

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